I don't care if she's butt naked and giving a lap dance to Angelina Jolie; there is NO EXCUSE for getting that stupid, stupid, STUPID song stuck in my head.
Stupid?! Come on! The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't ever seen a ass like that. OK, so maybe being from Detroit gives me a little bias towards Eminem, but that's not a bad thing. Now about that lapdance for Angelina...
Butch, please tell me you didn't just say Cash has a great ass.
*WHACK* It's Jessica Alba! Every straight man/bisexual/lesbian can recognize that ass. And I think the picture's origin, JMAZone.de, kinda gives it away.
Jen: You do have a point about the song. But I've heard worse; once you've spent days with people who love playing wimpy mushy MOR reality TV crap all day long, you'll almost welcome Mr. Mathers' drivel. (And "Jessica Alba" scans as well as "Jessica Simpson" - but what the hell rhymes with "Alba"?) And there is NO EXCUSE for saying "I don't care if she's butt naked," no matter the context. You hear me? None. If it was Mischa Barton or Denise Richards it would be one thing, but Jessica Alba? Come ON, Jen, I expect better from you! Now repost and apologise, or I'll write a short story about you being dommed by Paris Hilton and loving it. :)
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I don't care if she's butt naked and giving a lap dance to Angelina Jolie; there is NO EXCUSE for getting that stupid, stupid, STUPID song stuck in my head.
Stupid?! Come on! The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't ever seen a ass like that. OK, so maybe being from Detroit gives me a little bias towards Eminem, but that's not a bad thing. Now about that lapdance for Angelina...
Butch, please tell me you didn't just say Cash has a great ass.
*WHACK* It's Jessica Alba! Every straight man/bisexual/lesbian can recognize that ass. And I think the picture's origin, JMAZone.de, kinda gives it away.
Jen: You hear it enough in a strip club, it stays lodged in your head. I pass the savings on to you.
Tom: I said he WAS an ass. Your name's Tom? Kira's from Australia, don't mind him.
KS: Still love!
Tom: I got the joke from the off.
Jen: You do have a point about the song. But I've heard worse; once you've spent days with people who love playing wimpy mushy MOR reality TV crap all day long, you'll almost welcome Mr. Mathers' drivel. (And "Jessica Alba" scans as well as "Jessica Simpson" - but what the hell rhymes with "Alba"?) And there is NO EXCUSE for saying "I don't care if she's butt naked," no matter the context. You hear me? None. If it was Mischa Barton or Denise Richards it would be one thing, but Jessica Alba? Come ON, Jen, I expect better from you! Now repost and apologise, or I'll write a short story about you being dommed by Paris Hilton and loving it. :)
Oh, I can't stay mad at you. :)
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