8/12/04

Hypocracy? That's Just Fancy Talk For FAAAAAANTASTIC

In the outside world, if I press my groin against a girl's ass it gets me 7 to 15 in federal pound me in the ass prison.

When I wish to press my groin against a girl's ass in the outside world, there is no one willing.

And yet give me an hour on the dance floor and it happens like meltdowns around Homer.

Guess who's been drinking? Better recover by noon, I's gots a date.

Yes, more to come.

Ambient music: Nore & the Neptunes - Superthug (What What)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude, it's Dustin. I read your blog and it rocks. Lemme know how the "meeting" goes. The wife is calling, I'm out.

Johnny B said...

Ah, so THAT's why you missed the draft.

Which is perfectly fine. And I hope details are coming.