6/16/05

And Now To Totally Surprise Regular Visitors, A Post Glorifying Jessica Alba

I'm just saying. There is quality, and there is Quality, and then there is what Jessica has been doing for the past...let's hedge our bets and call it nine months.

1) Maxim shoot. Soooo hot, even hotter than the first.

2) Parties with Eva Longoria for New Year's Eve in South Beach.

3) That same week, candid shots of her go out at the beach with her wearing a white bikini and her ass pointing square at the camera as some sort of siren song of all that is good and holy with the world.

4) Sin City.

5) the GQ shoot.

6) Sin City.

7) the GQ shoot, because, in both cases, seriously though.

8) the see-through shirt for the MTV Movie Awards. To quote a wise man NIPPOLA NIPPOLA NIPPOLA NIPPOLA NIPPOLA NIPPOLA NIPPOLA

9) "But the thrill we've never known/Is the thrill that gets ya/When you get your picture/On the cover of a Rolling Stone ROLLING STONE..."

It should be noted based on advanced reports the first paragraph of the article (that needs words?!) is entirely based on how sweet her ass is.

Is this her year or what? Just remember six years ago who began building the bandwagon with his bare hands, baby. Just remember.

Ambient music: Young Buck feat. 50 Cent - Let Me In

1 comment:

Johnny B said...

Tremendous work, but is that something you can put on a resume?

It would be awesome if you could get away with it.