7/9/04

The New Million Dollar Man?

10k before the first commercial. That's like the dream I have where I open the door and it's Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie's limo broke down on the way to the blowjob contest but since the tow trucks are on strike they have to use me as a warmup judge.

52k for the day.

28 days.

$920,960.

Ken Jennings, Man of the Half-Year.

Ambient music: Eminem's "Lose Yourself"

2 comments:

Michael said...

I'm going to need a little more detail on that dream. Who won?

Deborah said...

Make that $972,960 over 29 days. One more win, he likely passes a million. And 15 from breaking Thom McKee's record for wins. Holy crap.