- Watch best day of comebacks in NCAA Tourney history and exult as Illinois just barely manages to save what's left of your bracket/ass.
- In between games, get Chappelle's Show shirt for half price.
- Go low key to the club tonight and leave the chalice. Opt for shirt you bought day previous at a clearance sale for $10 worth $35.
- Freak out when you hear Kris Kross' "Jump" for the first time since you hit puberty.
- Watch the most awe-inspiring ass-shaking you've seen outside of the uncut video for "Disco Inferno".
- Mack chick.
- Diffuse potential awkwardness of recreating Next's "Too Close" with ™ humor and charm.
- Slow dance/grind for "Lovers And Friends".
- Get digits.
- Go to favorite hookah bar.
- Manage to only think and not scream "SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!" as favorite hot, blonde stacked waitresss is rocking a jean skirt and glasses.
- Relax by listening to a great chillax mix with "Adam's Song", "The Hardest Button To Button", and especially "There There" while smoking so much premium orange that to quote a wise man you met once, they can perform a coup de gras on your head with a rock when you're done.
- Shoutout your peeps (less the new father) via texting and voicemail. Fuck it, you're still technically faced.
- Put on Al Green's Greatest Hits and fuck Jessica Alba until she needs a handicapped placard to get around.
You know, no matter how good a day goes, it's always that last one...
Ambient music: the Cardigans - Erase/Rewind
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