9/25/05

Hey, I Ain't Trippin' Pimp, The Truth Is Really...

From the sister blog...

This is about me. But more about you filling it out about me.

Who you are:

Where I met you:

You think my middle name is ________

How long've you known me?

I smoke, don't I?

Do I drink?

Am I rated R for hard language?

Do I believe in the Lord Almighty?

What was the first impression you had of me after we met?

My eyes are a) green b) blue c) brown d) red...because...

How many siblings do I have? (Bonus points for names and ages.)

Name 3 of my favorite things to do.

Am I funny? Not like Kathy Griffin funny, but funny funny?

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?

My favorite music genre is _________

Name my best feature. In a haiku.

Extrovert or introvert?

Follow the rules or make my own?

Special talents?

Favorite nicknames?

Your favorite memory of me is the time we...

What's one of my worst habits?

And finally, out of all the friends I have, name the one I would most likely have a relationship with and the one I would most like to haev a one-night stand with.

That's it. You can go pretend you have a life now.

This post is brought to you BAH: "The Boys Of Summer" as awesomely covered by Code 7 (shit on the Ataris!)

7 comments:

Jen61377 said...

Who you are: Jen

Where I met you: I know it was through KMB...

You think my middle name is: Warren.

How long've you known me? Gotta be a year, at least, right?

I smoke, don't I? Nope. Act like it, but you don't.

Do I drink? Dear lord yes.

Am I rated R for hard language? Occasionally.

Do I believe in the Lord Almighty? Every time you see Jessica Alba.

What was the first impression you had of me after we met? I honestly don't remember

My eyes are a) green b) blue c) brown d) red...because... C

How many siblings do I have? (Bonus points for names and ages.) Um...

Name 3 of my favorite things to do. Get yourself into love triangles, play poker, fight Jessica Alba's restraining orders

Am I funny? Not like Kathy Griffin funny, but funny funny? Usually.

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? No.

My favorite music genre is Rap/hip-hop

Name my best feature. In a haiku.

Rosser recaps Raw
For the blog known as Heart Punch
Funny, funny stuff

Extrovert or introvert? Ex.

Follow the rules or make my own? Make.

Special talents? Destroying dressers.

Favorite nicknames? Butch (duh), and...um...

Your favorite memory of me is the time we... Almost became two peas in the Alba-worshipping pod, but then I went and put Laura back in at #1 so Butch got all pissed and it didn't happen. Yeah.

What's one of my worst habits? Thinking you can juggle. Women.

And finally, out of all the friends I have, name the one I would most likely have a relationship with and the one I would most like to haev a one-night stand with.

Relationship: Rob. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

ONS: In a more perfect world, yours truly. ;-)

Cindylover1969 said...

Who you are: Victor.

Where I met you: Over on The Site That Jen Doesn't Like To Mention.

You think my middle name is: For all I know, you could be playing us and don't have a middle name...

How long've you known me? Long enough to like you, B-man.

I smoke, don't I? If you did, would you admit it?

Do I drink? Yes, but not to extent.

Am I rated R for hard language? Not on your blog. A PG-13 at most.

Do I believe in the Lord Almighty? You certainly worship Jessica.

What was the first impression you had of me after we met? Fun person, knows your mind.

My eyes are a) green b) blue c) brown d) red...because... Brown, because when has there ever been a black guy with blue eyes?

How many siblings do I have? (Bonus points for names and ages.) As soon as my spy gets back from breaking into your house, I'll know.

Name 3 of my favorite things to do. Listen to rap music, get paid, talk.

Am I funny? Not like Kathy Griffin funny, but funny funny? Let's just say you're not Roseanne funny and leave it at that. And yes, that is a good thing.

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? Er, no... :(

My favorite music genre is R&B.

Name my best feature. In a haiku.You have great femme taste/But I must say that you/Are v. sharp and fun.

Extrovert or introvert? Extro.

Follow the rules or make my own? Some of column A, some of column B.

Special talents? Burping through your butt? I don't know.

Favorite nicknames? Butch, definitely. "All Hail Queen Jessica! DO IT!" is too long.

Your favorite memory of me is the time we... Wrote that story about Monica Bellucci being kidnapped by Brooke Burke, Jenna Jameson and Jessica Alba. Although your reaction after the Leicester Square Incident comes a very close second. (Never mind, your time will come.)

What's one of my worst habits? Updating faster and more often than any of us.

And finally, out of all the friends I have, name the one I would most likely have a relationship with and the one I would most like to have a one-night stand with.: Er... um... can I get back to you on this one?

Rob T said...

Who you are: Robatollah

Where I met you: The Net. Duh.

You think my middle name is Ruben. For crying out Foley I can't believe NO ONE who's answered this besides me actually knew this.

How long've you known me? July 1999, carry the two, fuck, that's over six years. Doesn't seem like that long, does it?

I smoke, don't I? No.

Do I drink? Do *you* drink? Is the Pope Catholic? Jebus H. Foley.

Am I rated R for hard language? yes.

Do I believe in the Lord Almighty? if God Hate Me counts as believing he's there, yes.

What was the first impression you had of me after we met? clown

My eyes are a) green b) blue c) brown d) red...because...Brown.

How many siblings do I have? 1 younger brother named Jacquet. I probably misspelled his name and I have no idea how old he is, so only half bonus points for me.

Name 3 of my favorite things to do.
Drink, club, and uh....watch Scrubs.

Am I funny? Not like Kathy Griffin funny, but funny funny? yes.

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? "This in from God: get a money clip." (The original Oracle forum, circa late 99)

My favorite music genre is ...I'm going to go out on a huuuuge limb and say Rap.

Name my best feature. In a haiku.

No.

Extrovert or introvert? Extrovert.

Follow the rules or make my own? a little of both.

Special talents? bungling love quadrangles, making people laugh, and recapping RAW.

Favorite nicknames?

Your favorite memory of me is the time we...talked on IM after Cristal. Quite the epic chat.

What's one of my worst habits? Gloating. (As the pot screamed at the kettle...)

And finally, out of all the friends I have, name the one I would most likely have a relationship with and the one I would most like to haev a one-night stand with.

Bwahaahaha. You? Relationship? UN-possible. I'm gonna say Liz for that and any of a million girls for the one-night Rosser-thon

Rob T said...

Relationship: Rob. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

*pimpslap*

Daniel Womack said...

Who you are: If you don't know me by now...

Where I met you: Pear Tree Manor Apts (who knows what they're called now) at the playground playing ball.

You think my middle name is Wallace. I've always known you as Butch Wallace Rosser, so that's it whether your birth certificate says so or not. I'm right, it's wrong. 'Nuf Ced.

How long've you known me? I believe we met in 1987 which would make it about 18 years. I'm pretty sure I knew you when the Twins beat the Cards. I know in 1988 the Angels were your team and at that point we were pretty good friends.

I smoke, don't I? No I don't think so. I can see you MAYBE smoking that celebratory cigar but..no. Not even that.

Do I drink? Do camels have humps? Do cars have tires? Is the sun bright? YES!

Am I rated R for hard language? Not much. Maybe PG-13. You might throw a word out here or there, but it's not like it's compulsive.

Do I believe in the Lord Almighty? How would I know? MAYBE? I know you used to go to church but I as far as I remember it was because you were forced to.

What was the first impression you had of me after we met? That boy ain't right. Then Mike Judge went and stole that line from me. I've been trying to collect ever since.

My eyes are a) green b) blue c) brown d) red...because...c)Brown because they are.

How many siblings do I have? (Bonus points for names and ages.) One brother that we know of. I'm going to ruin the spelling. Jaquay and he's...16

Name 3 of my favorite things to do. Drink, dance, meet hot women followed closely by poker, bowling, music, movies, wrestling...and then various sports like basketball, football, baseball and the like.

Am I funny? Not like Kathy Griffin funny, but funny funny? I believe your sense of humor, open attitude, and intelligent mind lead to many a hilarious statement.

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? Not really. Was probably something like, "hey wanna play?"

My favorite music genre is the genre with sounds and rhythms. Not necessarily both.

Name my best feature. In a haiku.
An open mind is
A wonderful thing to have.
Butch has two of them.

Extrovert or introvert? Me or you? You're the extrovert. I'll be the introvert.

Follow the rules or make my own? You follow your own rules which you make up as you go along.

Special talents? Well you can kick my ass at poker. Then again, who can't?

Favorite nicknames? Rosco, Camilla, Butch. Not necessarily in that order.

Your favorite memory of me is the time we...used to play half-court 21 nearly every day back in like 1989.

What's one of my worst habits? dating too many girls at once.

And finally, out of all the friends I have, name the one I would most likely have a relationship with and the one I would most like to haev a one-night stand with. If I said anything at this point, it would be held against me by the other person for at least a moment and that's too long to bare. So I'll say Jack and Diane.

Daniel Womack said...

Oh God...reading back and realized I do believe Rob not only got your middle name right but spelled your brother's name correct as well. I feel like a bloated ass.

Matt said...

Who you are: Matt

Where I met you: I assume [slash].

You think my middle name is: Ruben

How long've you known me? About 5.5 years, give or take?

I smoke, don't I? Tobacco? Never, that I've known of.

Do I drink? Yes

Am I rated R for hard language? Yes

Do I believe in the Lord Almighty? I think so.

What was the first impression you had of me after we met? Funny. A little crazy, in a good way.

My eyes are a) green b) blue c) brown d) red...because... c) Brown. The next blue-eyed black person I meet will be the first.

How many siblings do I have? (Bonus points for names and ages.) One. You call him Quay. He's 17, I think.

Name 3 of my favorite things to do. Drink, dance, and draw to the nuts

Am I funny? Not like Kathy Griffin funny, but funny funny? Funny funny. Yes.

Do you remember one of the first things I said to you? Honestly, no.

My favorite music genre is: Hip-hop and what the suits used to call "alternative".

Name my best feature. In a haiku. Yeah, that's gonna take too much thought.

Extrovert or introvert? Extrovert.

Follow the rules or make my own? Make your own.

Special talents? You're a good writer. You've also demonstrated an uncanny ability to avoid watching Chris Masters singles matches, which I hear also counts for a lot.

Favorite nicknames? Does "Butch" count? I don't think you have any otherwise.

Your favorite memory of me is the time we... were in the aPa chat with Rob at 5 am eastern or however late it was

What's one of my worst habits? Constantly ridiculing my taste in women ;)

And finally, out of all the friends I have, name the one I would most likely have a relationship with and the one I would most like to have a one-night stand with. Relationship: Liz. ONS: Ummm... Amanda? Is that her name? They all run together after a while.