Jessica And The Albaettes: August '05

IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME. I LOVE YOU, BUT I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU. OH, THIS IS SO HARD...:
Kate Beckinsale (37), Christina Milian (38--Nick Cannon? Nick Cannon? Bitch, why don't you just fuck J.J.?), Kelly Hu (39), Leeann Tweeden (40)

40) Teri Hatcher (re-entry)
39) Pam Anderson (33)
38) Jessica Simpson (debut)
37) K.D. Aubert (debut)
36) Maria Menounous (30)
35) Elizabeth Hurley (29)
34) Esther Baxter (34)
33) Ali Landry (36)
32) Alyssa Milano (24)
31) Rachel Bilson (20)

30) Jennifer Walcott (32)
29) Monica Bellucci (28)
28) Jessica Biel (26)
27) Rebecca Romijn (16)
26) Lacey Chabert (25)
25) Mya (31)
24) Sarah Shahi (35)
23) Nikki Cox (27)
22) Halle Berry (23)
21) Kristanna Loken (17)

20) Summer Altice (debut)
19) Kim Smith (22)
18) Katherine Heigl (18)
17) Kitana Baker (21)
16) Adriana Lima (8)
15) Shannon Elizabeth (19)
14) Beyonce (14)
13) Sofia Vergara (15)
12) Carmen Electra (12)
11) Shakira (11)

10) Stacy Keibler (13)
09) Vida Guerra (10)
08) Jennifer Love Hewitt (9)
07) Salma Hayek (7)
06) Brooke Burke (6)

05) Josie Maran (5)
04) Trish Stratus (3)

03) Eva Longoria (4)

02) Angelina Jolie (2)

01) What's-her-face....Jessica...Alba, is it? Sure. (1)

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