KISSES: For the fancy-ass belt buckle with the scrolling marquee--I will pause here so you can go back and read that--I'm to get from Hong Kong. They say 8-10 business days so I got to jump on paying quick so I can have it in Vegas. Once again, the Prince of Bling strikes the club!
PIMPSLAPS: The United States Postal Service, as apparently the MO for the Fantastic 4 poster is still in transit or got lost or something, and then asked "Is Japan different than Hong Kong?" when I tried to send out an MO for the belt buckle just now. I still haven't figured out the nicest way to say "Congratulations, you're a fucking moron."
PIMPSLAPS: I got to figure out a way to get this 20 to Hong Kong in the next 28 hours.
KISSES: Payday!
PIMPSLAPS: Overdraft charges!
KISSES: Two weeks and 40 minutes. The bird takes off. Mother. Fucking. VEGAS, BABAY!
PIMPSLAPS: Most of life. This is boring as monkey (™ Heat Man Enterprises, CEO Michael Renner, Esq.) waiting around for the Lost Weekend to begin.
PIMPSLAPS: I'm gonna miss SummerSlam, and I was quite looking forward to Matt Hardy catching Edge with a business end of an 18-wheeler.
KISSES: Poker Night sometime before we go. Truly an oasis. Even when it goes bad it's good, and when it goes great it's awesome.
PIMPSLAPS: Gardening. Construction. Car alarms. Shut the fuck up, the lot of you.
KISSES: Public Enemy's Greatest Hits. Even Aaron recognizes, and he's, like, Anaheim white. Heh.
KISSES: New season of Celebrity Poker Showdown! About fucking time, man.
PIMPSLAPS: Starting...about 3 hours after we land in Vegas. Bah.
KISSES: The way Peter Krause died on Six Feet Under has set a new threshold in 2005 for describing how good the sex was. "....and then I was all narm--narm--narm--"
This post brought to you BAH: "Save It For Later" as covered by Harvey Danger
8/5/05
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"KISSES: Public Enemy's Greatest Hits."
You know that's right. I cannot wait until I get this.
So am I still banned from playing poker, or did you want to see if my winning was a fluke?
OK as a friend I feel I must say this:
A SCROLLING BELT BUCKLE? That is so digital redneck. 21st century farmer pimp. You know, Eastern Washington style.
OK I've done my bit for society for the day.
HA
The people in Eastern Washington wish they had that kind of style.
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