Fuck Yeah the Police

5) Mean Girls
3) Spiderman 2
2) Garden State
1) Kill Bill volume 2

4) Team America: World Police

Ivan to me, talking about seeing it: It's the funniest shit I've seen all year, but it's so WRONG.

YUP.

So, about the sex scene: you'd think it wouldn't be that graphic but by the end I was taking transition notes. They cut a minute off that? Either there was a fake cumshot in that thing or they were talking dirty to each other because those are the only, and the Rock means THE ONLY things that had the MPAA's pussy full of shit like that.

Sometimes, pussies get full of shit. They're only an inch and a half away from assholes, you know.

The puke scene was immortal. Not since Stand By Me has one been so awesome. Everybody at the Dub is all hyped making Kim Jong-Il Villan of the Year, but what about Maaaaaaat Daaaaaaaamon--er, Alec Baldwin? Hell, I love this flick for letting me continue my stalking of Kristen Miller.

Anyway, should you see this movie? As the soundtrack of the year put it: FUCK YEAH!

Ambient music: Barenaked Ladies - One Week/Gettin' Jiggy Wit It/The Boy Is Mine/It's All About the Benjamins/Bittersweet Symphony/Ray Of Light from that VMA pre-show