RANDOM: I can't sleep more than five consecutive hours anymore without waking up. I wonder why THAT is he asked himself as rhetorisarcastically as he could...
RANDOM II: Two more games of poker. In for $20, made about $27. But my not-lose-money streak is currently at 6 and counting. BTW, if you're really looking to piss off your friends, flop a set of threes and then slowplay them when they have top 2 pair. Also, I've changed my poker nickname to Black Jesus. Not because of the resemblance to Chris Ferguson, but because the Dark Horse was a better name when I didn't know as much and thought of myself as the perennial underdog. As Biggie said, Things Done Changed.
RANDOM III: Seven friend invites to MySpace from random ass girls within 22 minutes, half of them looking for webcam love. SEVEN! I know I'm single currently and love porn and all that but DAG yo.
RANDOM IV: I don't know what the fucking holdup is, but Jessica Biel & Kelly Clarkson need to pudding wrestle for charity for the Best Ass On A White Girl Championship already.
RANDOM V: I don't know if any of you have heard of this Jessica Alba woman, but apparently she's an actress or something? Anyway, she's doing something-or-other so you might want to keep your eye on her. She could become a Regulation Hottie someday if she keeps this up, I think.
---------AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT---------
Seriously, I could've done a top 20 this week. But that'd make me like everybody else that's why/I say/fuck it
DROPS:
"What You Know" --> 10, "Not Ready To Make Nice" --> 11, "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me" --> 12, "Bossy" --> 13, "Move Along" --> 14, "When You're Mad" --> 15
fifteen Hustlin' Rick Ross (debut)
fourteen Where'd You Go Fort Minor (re-entry)
thirteen Life Wasted Pearl Jam (9)
twelve Number 1 Pharrell feat. Kanye West (debut)
eleven Steady, As She Goes the Raconteurs (re-entry)
ten
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor Arctic Monkeys (8)
nine
Ain't No Other Man Christina Aguilera (debut)
eight
It's Goin' Down Yung Joc (debut)
seven
Walk Away Kelly Clarkson (6)
six
Dani California Red Hot Chili Peppers (5)
five
Temperature Sean Paul (2)
four
Ms. New Booty Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins (1)
three
Promiscuous Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland (7)*
two
Me & U Cassie (4)*
ONE
Crazy Gnarls Barkley (3) [2w]
Number One Single Lisa Loeb
6/24/06
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Jessica's an actress? You mean you let her out of the house long enough to act? :P
Out of Biel vs. Clarkson, I'd vote for Biel. Your mileage may vary.
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