In A Perfect World, the Charger Girls

AWWWWWWWWWWWW:
Sofia Vergara - 30
Michelle Trachtenberg - 33
Petra Nemcova - 37
Kelly Clarkson - 38
Kristin Cavallieri - 39
Anna Kournikova - 40

(40) Rebecca Romijn (return)
(39) Adriana Lima (29)
(38) Shannon Elizabeth (return)
(37) Elizabeth Hurley (36)
(36) Monica Bellucci (20)
(35) Kelly Hu (35)
(34) Lacey Chabert (return)
(33) Hayden Panettierre (new)
(32) Eva Mendes (25)
(31) Jenny McCarthy (return)

(30) Charisma Carpenter (22)
(29) Vanessa Minillo (31)
(28) Jessica Simpson (34)
(27) Mayra Veronica (27)
(26) Jaime Pressly (32)
(25) Carmen Electra (return)
(24) Esther Baxter (28)
(23) Summer Altice (24)
(22) Vida Guerra (26)
(21) Sarah Shahi (17)

(20) Kim Smith (16)
(19) Halle Berry (18)
(18) C.J. Gibson (23)*
(17) Katherine Heigl (14)
(16) Shakira (19)
(15) Derek Jeter Has Ruined Jessica Biel For The Time Being (2)
(14) Beyonce (21)
(13) Jennifer Walcott (13)
(12) Raquel Gibson (15)*
(11) Kristen Bell (10)

(10) Jennifer Love Hewitt (11)
(09) Watch It, Scarlett Johannson (8)
(08) Kate Beckinsale (12)
(07) Salma Hayek (5)
(06) Angelina Jolie (3)
(05) Marisa Miller (7)*
(04) Stacy Keibler (9)*
(03) Trish Stratus (6)
(02) Eva Longoria (4)

(01) Our Lady St. Jessica Of Perpetual Awesome Hotness (dur)

Outta Control (remix) 50 Cent. feat Mobb Deep