9/25/06

When Keeping It Real Sends A Message At 2 A.M.

Before the greatest e-mail ever, three simple things you need to know.

1) MySpace.

2) Don't know this guy.

3) Don't know a Roshawnda.

But here it is, verbatim:

IF YOU ARE CHOPPIN IT UP WIT ROSHAWNDA, NIGGA WATCH OUT SHE IS A STRAIGHT SLUT. SHE WAS AT MY PAD LAST NIGHT WIT MY DICK IN HER MOUTH. SHE IS ON HER PERIOD THATS WHY I DIDNT FUCK. THE BITCH IS A LIAR AND SHE BE FUCKIN HELLA NIGGAZ. SHE GOT OUT OF BED AND CAME TO MY PAD AND SUCKED ME UP. I TRIED TO HIT THE ASS BUT SHE COULDNT TAKE IT.SHE WANTED ME TO HIT WITH NO RUBBER BUT I TOLD HER HELL NAW. SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH UNTIL LIKE 4 IN DA MORNIN. JUST GIVIN YOU A HEADZ UP. SHE AINT SHIT. AND SHE GOT A GANG OF KIDS. YEAH DAT !!!!!

Cheated Hearts Yeah Yeah Yeahs

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

This guy is like Richard Dreyfuss's character in Jaws. "...Continue to ignore the problem until it bites you in the ASS!!!" Word. -Aaron

Anonymous said...

This is practicaly a public service annoucement.

Matt said...

I'm fairly certain this is why I don't have one of those things.

Johnny B said...

Treeemendous. I shall now keep an eye out for all girls named Roshawnda.

Oricon Ailin said...

Well, he had a lot to say. hehehe

Good thing you don't know someone named Roshawnda. hehe

Gotta love Myspace...it's FULL of that crap.

Deborah said...

Ooooooooookay.

Well, I see MySpace is good for other things, besides adding fake porn stars, superheroes and game show hosts to your friends list.