We Await The Repsonses From Those Pussies Bush & Kerry

[Jewelry worn daily]: Maybe the Guess watch, but that about it.
[Pillow]: 3, one for loitering and two I sleep on top of stacked together like a soft little princess
[Shoes]: black Chuck Taylor in general, grungy white Pumas at work
[Favorite top]: Bullets Jordan throwback
[Favorite bottoms]: Jeans.
[Cologne/Perfume]: Cologne is a town in Germany to me.
[CD in stereo right now]: the Green Day Greatest Hits CD
[Piercings]: none
[Hair]: preferably none
[What you are wearing now]: plaid shorts, white T-shirt with "You Might Be A College Student If..." on the back
[In my mouth]: tongue, soon to be joined by Cookie Dough from B & J
[Inmyhead]: I should ask her. I should get some writing done while the house is quiet. I really should ask her.
[After this]: Enough porn to kill a elephant! And maybe writing. And sleep.
[Talking to]: Myself, per usual
[The last thing you ate?]: Mushroom & pepperoni pizza
[Some of your favorite movies]: Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the Shawshank Redemption, Office Space, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, High Fidelity
[Something that you are deathly afraid of]: dying alone
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: Not really.
[Do you belive in forgiveness]: Sort of?
[If you could have any animal for a pet]: SNAKE!
[What are 3 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to?]: Los Angeles, Miami, New York
[What's something you wish you could understand better?]: WOMEN.

[In the last 24 hours, have you]
01. Cried?: Nope
02. Bought something?: Food
03. Gotten sick?: No
04. Sang?: A few times
05. Eaten?: Doing so right now
07. Felt stupid?: Yeah
08. Wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't?: Nope. Wanted to tell someone ¿Quieres salir conmigo al cine?, but that's another thang entirely, innit?
09. Met someone new?: Kinda sorta.
10. Moved on?: Mostly. I guess.
11. Talked to an ex?: Nope.
12. Missed an ex?: A little.
13. Talked to someone you have a crush on?: Haven't.
14. Had a serious talk?: Seriously ODD.
15. Missed someone?: A little.
16. Hugged someone?: No.
17. Fought with your parent?: Uh-uh, they're away.
18. Dreamed about someone you can't be with?: Well, that all depends if she likes me or not, so...Incomplete.

[Who]
01. Have you known the longest?: Dustin.
02. Do you argue with the most with?: Myself.
03. Do you always get along with?: Ivan, because he's nondemonstrative.
04. Is the trustworthiest?: Ivan. Or Amanda.
05. Makes you laugh the most?: Stupid people.
06. Has been there through all the hard times?: Amanda.
07. Has the coolest parents?: Dustin.
08. Have the coolest siblings?: Dustin, because hot DAMN did Heidi grow up to be a piece of a...oh, that said coolest. Well, fuck it, reasoning still stands. *bangs gavel*
09. Is the most blunt?: That'd be me. Free your mind and your ass will follow.
10. Is the smartest?: Depends on the subject. If you needed like swiss army knife smarts I'd throw Amanda in there.

[Personal]
01. Who is your role model?: It's probably me, my dad, and Chris Rock, probably not in that order.
02. What is some of your pet peeves?: Stupidity, ignorance, stupidity, stupidity, not listening...
03. Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with?: Mariel Fernandez. I still think I could've, though, if I'd tried. This is the "up" period of my bipolarity.
04. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex?: Not in a few years, but yeah.
05. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after?: Brains, Sweetness, Looks. Other than those qualities if you lined up the girls of my past it'd be a virtual U.N. meeting.
06. Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)?: "Sure, you should get married." Try your waitress, tip the veal.
07. Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you?: I want to get revenge on complete strangers for asking me retarded questions, are you kidding me?
08. Rather be dumper or dumped?: Dumper. Dumpee sucks.
09. Rather have a relationship or a "hookup"?: 52% love, 48% lust.
10. Want someone you don't have right now?: Hell yes. And it's like an itch I can't quite reach, which is all the more exacerbating. (You Might Be A Journalism Student If...during the course of a questionaire the first word you think of to accurately describe your plight is a word like exacerbating.)
11. Ever liked your best guy/girl friend?: You asked me this down the line, too. So go there.
12. Do you want to get married?: It depends. If it happens this decade expect the Apocalypse during the honeymoon.
13. Do you want kids?: Down the line. By which I mean 2016.
14. Do you believe in psychics?: Scam
15. Do you believe you know the person whom you will marry at this point in time?: Probably not. Everything is subject to change; you also have to allow for everything to not change.
16. What is your favorite part of your physical appearance?: All the walking I do at work has made my legs nice according to outside sources.
17. What is your favorite part of your emotional being?: Haven't given it much thought.
18. Are you happy with you?: Mostly.
19. Are you happy with your life?: Mostly.
20. If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be?: Either she'd be mine or I'd be living outside of the familial shadow.

Have you...

1. Fallen for your best friend?: I did, for a while. Only because of the understanding and caring and whatnot.
3. Been rejected?: More times than guacamole ice cream.
4. Been in love?: Yeah.
5. Used someone?: Friendships are just ways to use people, right? Right? I mean, when you get down to it, you don't want to be alone so you have this support group to take your mind off your own shit and have some fun activities and whatnot. Everybody uses everybody.
6. Been used?: Maybe mentally?
8. Done something you regret?: Yes.


Who was the last person..

9. You touched?: *points* *to* *self*
10. You talked to?: In person?: Ivan, in both instances, last night
12. You instant messaged?: Bluh...Rob?
14. You had sex with?: *points*...well, you get the point
15. You yelled at?: Me.
16. You laughed with?: Ivan.
17. Who broke your heart?: Elizabeth McMunn, two and a half years ago (*WOW*), through no fault of her own

Do you..
19. Color your hair?: I want to grow a Fro and dye it some ludicrous color.
20. Have tattoos?: Maybe someday.
21. Have piercings?: No.
22. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: I'm between things instead of legs at the moment, sure.
23. Own a webcam?: Negatory.
24. Own a thong?: No.
25. Ever get off the damn computer?: Sure.
27. Habla espanol?: Working on it, working on it.
28. Quack?: Only when the Mighty Ducks happens to be on and they hit the Flying V.

Have you / do you / are you...
29. Stolen anything?: My record has been clean for TWO DECADES.
30. Smoke?: Not cigarettes...
32. Obsessive?: Some.
33. Compulsive?: That would mean I'm clean, so no.
34. Obsessive compulsive?: Nah.
35. Panic?: Yeah, but only to protect myself.
36. Anxiety?: Only when I'm awake.
37. Depressed?: Depends on the moment.
38. Suicidal?: No.
39. Obsessed with hate?: Yeah. Sorry, too many idiots.
40. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: It has been known to happen, usually via me going on rampages with or without chainsaw. Favorite: stabbing my boss in the eye with a chainsaw after getting a verbal reprimand, and then as they screamed with the chainsaw sticking out of their socket I kicked him squah in the balls.

*Questions*
41. If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: Vegas. Puerto. An actual spring break instead of this.
42. Can you do anything freakish with your body?: Yes, and one day I want a woman to be present to cause them.
43. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: Eyes.
44. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: Depends on her platform and not against me this year, bitch! Get in the kitchen! SAMICH! MAU! DIDI MAU!
45. Would you marry for money?: Marrying for money is wrong unless it's like Paris Hilton money. You marry when you're horribly, horribly trapped.
46. Have you had braces?: Nope.
47. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: I keep meaning to do it, right after I get the rest of the sex change done. *smack*
48. Do you like hairy backs?: Not as much as Erica does, apparently. *snort*
50. Could you live without a computer?: Not anymore I couldn't. Lousy free porn. Oh, who'm I kidding? I love you, free porn! *dryhumps*
51. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc?: AIM.
52. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 24, roughly.
53. If you could live in any past, where would it be?: the good old days, the same old ways that kept us dying/yes you, me myself and I'n
54. Do you wear white socks?: Yes.
55. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: Depends where I'm walking.
56. Your favorite fruit?: Oranges.
57. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: Wheat bread is for dirty, dirty hippies.
58. What is your favorite place to visit?: Vegas, baby, Vegas.
59. What is the last movie you saw?: Starsky & Hutch.
61. Are you photogenic?: As long as I don't show my teeth when I smile.
62. Do you dream in color or black and white?: Color, though sometimes during flashback sequences (don't get me started) it goes to black and white. Another thing I want to blame on the Wonder Years.
63. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: Not right now.
64. Is it chipped or fresh?: It's fresh. EXCIIIIIIIITING!
65. Do you have any dimples?: Do black people get dimples? Can someone look into this?
66. Do you remember being born?: No.
67. Why do you take surveys?: Boredom.
68. Do you drink alcohol?: Not in the last 26 hours!
69. Did you like or do you like high school?: High school, with the exception of the friends I made and about 4 events, blew like a porn marathon.
70. What is the best accent?: British on a woman. Giggidy giggidy giggidy.
71. Who do you want to kiss?: Stephanie the aforementioned Her.
72. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: Sunrise is really overrated. Sunsets is only good when you got a SO. So give me 1:30 in the afternoon on a day off with a cold beverage and a good time instead.
73. Do you want to live to be 100?: Only because dying scares the shit out of me.
74. Is a flat stomach important to you?: On a girl it would be nice but I don't think it's mandatory.
75. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: No.
76. Are you loyal?: Fiercely. Mostly because no one's come up with the good money to bribe me yet.
77. Are you tolerant of other peoples beliefs?: As long as they don't beat me over the head with it or fuck up my fun.
78. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: Off. What sort of cultish weirdo watches with the lights on? You're going for a movie experience!
79. Do you like your nose?: I like it more without boogers in it.
80. Do you think you can draw well?: Drawing sucks.
81. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: Probably in elementary school. End result was the same so what sort of fuck did I give?
82. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: 0 (four scattered about the floor)
83. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: I'd wear my Chucks all the time if I could.
84. Do you write poetry?: Not anymore.
85. Snore?: I've heard I do.
86. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: Sides.
87. Cats/Dogs?: DOGS.
88. Do you lick stamps?: Yeah, disgusting as that is.
89. Do you use an electric can opener?: Hell yes.
90. Have you ridden in a hotair balloon?: No.

here we go...

Like your name?: My name f'n rocks.
Were you named after anyone?: My dad and the bully on the Little Rascals
Do you wish on stars?: Nope.
Which finger is your favorite?: The middle (probably because I make it work so much).
When did you last cry?: It's been a few years. I'll say 9/11, but even that seems off and wrong to me.
Do you like your handwriting?: I have no strong feelings about my cursive script.
Who do you admire?: Seth Green.
What is your favorite animal?: Piranha.
If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?: Probably not.
Are you a daredevil?: Not until I get some medical insurance I ain't.
Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: Probably. Arsed if I know.
Have you ever stolen anything?: A toy car when I was 5.
Do looks matter?: Football analogy: looks are the offense, personality & brains are the defense. There've been plenty of legendary high-scoring offenses that were awesome and put butts in the seats, but defense wins championships.
Have you ever miss used a word and it sounded absolutely stupid?: Heh, miss used. YOU DID!
Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Don't believe the hype, it's a sequel/as an equal can I get this through to you?
Are you trendy?: I want to say no but in some circles anti-trendy is trendy so I don't know.
How do you release anger?: Cursing. Rock music. Punching shit. Cursing.
Do you trust others easily?: Not really.
What was your favorite toy as a child?: Playdoh
Do you like sappy love songs?: I do when I'm crushing or in love. Then when I'm not I say "fuck this shit" and reach for some Slipknot.
Have you ever been on radio or television?: For a couple seconds: I was at a girls basketball playoff game with my friends, we were all wearing face paint, and I was teaching them the Train dance during a timeout.
Do you have a journal?: What do you think this is?
Do you use sarcasm a lot?: Only the times when I open my mouth.
Have you ever been in another country?: Sadly, no.
What is your nickname?: I don't have one outside the obvious.
Would you bungee jump?: The crazy thing is I want to but I'm acrophobic.
Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: Sometimes.
What are you worried about right now?: Her.
Do you ever wear overalls?: Sorry, I live west of the Mississippi and don't fuck pigs, despite what Harris may've told you.
Do you think you are strong?: Nah. I don't think I am mentally either though I've been told otherwise.

Currently playing: Fat Joe, Ashanti & her little dog, too's "What's Luv?"