In The Event That The Chick From Spanish Class Should For Some Reason NOT Find Me Attractive, The Following Celebrity Runners-Up Will Be YOUR Next First Lady (Barring Cristal Coming Back To Me, not valid in Puerto Rico, etc...)

Let The Beat Drop: Michelle Trachtenberg (11), Alyssa Milano (12), Alyson Hannigan (16), Ana Beatriz Barros (19), Dawn Marie (22), Kim Smith (23)

Five Feet High And Rising: Sarah Chalke, Jennifer Garner, Shakira

LM TM Wrist Fuel Peak
NR ^ 25 Norah Jones 25
NR ^ 24-R Lucy Liu 23
NR ^ 23 Josie Maran 23
14 v 22 Britney Spears 22
24 ^ 21 Christina Aguilera 6
NR ^ 20-R Tyra Banks 19
21 ^ 19 Jaime Pressly 7
20 ^ 18 Halle Berry 18
25 ^ 17 Kristanna Loken 17
NR ^ 16 Elisha Cuthbert 16
15 = 15 Sofia Vergara 8
17 ^ 14 Heidi Klum 10
10 v 13 Rachel Bilson 10
5 v 12 Carmen Electra 5
9 v 11 Vida Guerra 6

13 ^ 10 Adriana Lima 10
NR ^ 09 Cameron Diaz 9
18 ^ 08 Victoria 8
8 ^ 07 Anna Kournikova 7
4 v 06 Eliza Dushku 3

7 ^ 05 Angelina Jolie 5
6 ^ 04 Beyonce Knowles 4
3 = 03 Brooke Burke 3
1 v 02 Jessica Alba 1
2 ^ 01 Trish Stratus 1

Currently playing: Pat Benatar's "Love Is A Battlefield"