For Weekend Update, I'm Colin Quinn...

WORK: Good today. Breaker = fun. Got to watch a lot of football, mostly the Niners actually showing up vs. the Rams and the back and forth between Minnesota and Green Bay.

SOCIAL LIFE: Didn't go out last night, sleepy. Later this week.

JERSEYS: Got a white Jerry West West Virginia for half of retail. I love you, eBay.

ZE NOVEL: Almost 5K down. Right on pace after all 48 hours. Cross your fingers.

BACK: Spasming. Bah!

Currently playing: Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise's "Once Upon A Time"