The Four Leaf Clovers/Straight Man's Oscar Fashion Review

1. Jessica Alba (the usual, 8 on the Oscar scale)
2. Salma Hayek (10/17)*
3. Trish Stratus (2)
4. Eva Longoria (3)
5. JLH (5/8)
6. Stacy Keibler (7/9)*
7. Katherine Heigl (4)
8. Jessica Biel (8)
9. Shakira (6)
10. Jennifer Walcott (11)*
11. Kate Beckinsale (14)*
12. Halle Berry (12)
13. Vida Guerra (9)
14. Josie Maran (15)
15. Brooke Burke (13)
16. Carmen Electra (18/7)
17. Summer Altice (19)
18. Charisma Carpenter (16)
19. Raquel Gibson (21)*
20. Kim Smith (22)
21. Mayra Veronica (23)*
22. Sofia Vergara (20)
23. Scarlett Johansson (34)*
24. Lacey Chabert (25)
25. Rachel Bilson (17/5)
26. Kristen Bell (31)*
27. Shannon Elizabeth (24)
28. Jessica Simpson (33)*
29. Beyonce (32)
30. Marisa Miller (debut)
31. Michelle Trachtenberg (40)*
32. Alyssa Milano (26/7)
33. Keira Knightley (debut)
34. Esther Baxter (38)
35. Gail Kim (27)
36. Jamie Pressly (36)
37. Nikki Cox (30)
38. Monica Bellucci (39)
39. Petra Nemcova (debut)
40. Mariah Carey (29)

ALSO OSCAR-WORTHY:
Kelly Hu, Gina Gershon, Pam Anderson, and Vanessa Minillo

DROPPED FROM RANKINGS:
Gabrielle Union (28), Eliza Dushku (35), Rachel McAdams (40)

np: "Pardon Me" by Incubus