On A Very Special Birthday Edition Of Starfuckers, Inc...

The title spoils everything...

This turns 1. Shortly I will turn 26. Let's do it.

Hey! Look Over There!:
Halle Berry, 18; Heidi Klum 21

26) Kim Smith (re-entry, peak 20)
25) Kitana Baker (both 10)
24) Eliza Dushku (14/3)
23) Lacey Chabert (debut)
22) Sofia Vergara (19/8)
21) Natalie Portman (20/8)

20) Anna Kournikova (23/6)
19) Stacy Keibler (re-entry, peak 16)
18) Pam Anderson (24/12)
17) Beyonce Knowles (17/4)
16) Gloria Velez (25/12)
15) Esther Baxter (16/15)
14) Jamie Pressly (15/7)
13) Adriana Lima (7/3)
12) Kristanna Loken (12/8)
11) Carmen Electra (15/8)

TEN
Salma Hayek (11/10)

NINE
Brooke Burke (3/1)

EIGHT
Lindsay Lohan (8/3)

SEVEN
Rachel Bilson (13/7)

SIX
Josie Maran (9/6)

FIVE
Vida Guerra (7/5)

FOUR
Angelina Jolie (5/1)

THREE: Eva Longoria (4/3)

TWO: Trish Stratus (2/1)

THE FUTURE MRS.: Jessica Alba (1)

UPGRADE!: Gloria Velez, 9
Downfall: Kitana Baker, 15

Ambient music: Travis - Baby One More Time (live & acoustic)