DON'T fall in love with the Heineken in the champagne bottle.
DON'T walk around the fancy hotel lobby with the World Title hanging off your arm.
DON'T crash a wedding reception and be the only black guy in there.
DON'T do it again.
DON'T gloat when you run your friends down in ghetto Texas Hold'Em.
DON'T do the Christian kiss-two-lips-point-at-random-homies deal when you walk downtown--oh, yes:
DON'T walk around downtown New Year's Day with the World Title hanging off your shoulder.
DON'T encourage the drunks at the Irish pub by high-fiving them all and then pointing back yelling "SHOUT OUT TO MY PEEPS!"
DON'T finish the entire 1.5 liter Heineken champagne bottle.
Drat.
Ambient music: Monster Magnet - Live For the Moment
1/1/05
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Did we do that??? Oh yeah, we did.-Aaron
You lost/got jacked for the belt, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU.
How many people told you that going outside the house ANYWHERE with a big World Title belt was a bad idea? And did you listen?
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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-Gates
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