A KWBR Sampling, And It's Been One Week...

So it turns out since we're on an equal level, the Corporation has blessed our union--though two of my bosses have said (hopefully joking) that if I break her heart they will fire me.

I finally bought a cell phone.

Watch me become everything I've ever hated. December Me's looking at Today Me and going "Nigga, what happened to you? You P. Diddy?" In A Completely Unrelated Note, you know what's an awesome sentence prefix is my girlfriend. My girlfriend teaches kids. My girlfriend's bilingual. My girlfriend's an older woman. My girlfriend MY GIRLFRIEND MY MOTHERFUCKING GIRLFRIEND!

*deep inhale* Life is goooooooooooooooood.

And now, inspired by Mr. Dupin, 20 consecutive random songs that came up on my Winamp

(01) Tantric >>> Breakdown
(02) Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine >>> Closer (live)
(03) Stone Temple Pilots >>> Big Bang Baby
(04) Janet Jackson (hey, MY GIRLFRIEND'S favorite artist) >>> Escapade
(05) Kenny Wayne Shepherd >>> Blue On Black
(06) Prodigy >>> Firestarter (heh)
(07) Nirvana >>> Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam (unplugged)
(08) Jimmy Clift >>> I Can See Clearly Now
(09) Run-DMC >>> The Kings [for DX back when]
(10) David Gray >>> Babylon
(11) Dave Chappelle >>> HBO hour long comedy special, Killin' 'Em Softly
(12) Sex Pistols >>> God Save The Queen
(13) Tracy Chapman >>> Fast Car
(14) Alanis Morrissette >>> Your House [hidden track off Jagged Little Pill]
(15) The Roots & Mos Def >>> Double Trouble
(16) Semisonic >>> Closing Time
(17) Roy Orbison >>> Only The Lonely
(18) Blues Traveler >>> Hook
(19) Rob Base & DJ Ez Rock >>> It Takes Two
(20) Pete Yorn >>> Life On A Chain

I will give any radio station alive my kidney to do 7 into 8, 12 into 13, 14 into 15. 10 & 20 are on MTV2's Handpicked, which you should get on general principles.

Who wants to read a funny work story about the best 168 hours of my life? That's right, you do. "Dance, puppets, DANCE!"--Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

Butch 0wns j00: No, me being the master of subtlety, I brought up intraoffice dating to my bosses during ticket counting today
Butch 0wns j00: So one was like "Who're you dating?" and I was all "Oh, it's not me." Very convincingly. And she was like "no one asks unless they are already."
Grand Theft Rob: they're not total Boffos! Geez. That's like that "well, I have a friend who has this hypothethical problem" speech
Grand Theft Rob: they know you're talking about yourself
Butch 0wns j00: And I allowed it might could be me, and then they asked for an initial. They knew off of that. That's OK, but I can't date supervisors cause of the feudal capitalist system, and she turned to the other female supervisor and went, "I'm sorry, Karyn, you're going to have to break up with him."
Butch 0wns j00: She turned red a little. I was practically baying at the moon.
Grand Theft Rob: hahah
Grand Theft Rob: awesome
Butch 0wns j00: Karyn's very, very quiet. Very cool, but very quiet.
Butch 0wns j00: Then I was informed they really like her so if I break her heart I'm fired
Grand Theft Rob: at Jack, it was kinda informal. Except if people started dating, inevitably it became a problem putting them on the same shift
Grand Theft Rob: because you know how it goes - one calls in, both call in. And the matter of actually working assuming they both show up....
Butch 0wns j00: Yeah
Butch 0wns j00: But she only works weekends so it shouldn't be a thing
Butch 0wns j00: But Karyn was nodding her head when I said C, because the other one--Caroline--had heard such things to that effect
Grand Theft Rob: I remember one time Rhonda and I were up in the office. I was doing the schedule and she was doing paperwork and this dumb girl named Amanda called it for like the third time that week - and she was nailing this other guy who had already no-called no showed
Grand Theft Rob: that day and I asked her what was wrong (Very dubiously...I knew what was up) and she said she had the flu
Grand Theft Rob: and I repeated it out loud so Rhonda could hear
Grand Theft Rob: and Rhonda snaps, "she must have the FUCKING flu", emphasizing the f-word
Grand Theft Rob: and I hung up and both of us just cracked up.
Butch 0wns j00: Heh
Grand Theft Rob: the FUCKING flu. That became a running gag for a while.
Grand Theft Rob: "I'm going home, I have the FUCKING flu." "Rob, you ain't got nobody to fuck." ":-("
Butch 0wns j00: Karyn goes, "Oh, so it's offical. You know, I caught them." Not insinuating anything, but Caroline loses her humor like that. "You caught them?" and I'm like (what could she have caught us doing, we're still kiss--VALENTIN--) "Oh, yeah, she did catch us."
Butch 0wns j00: And then we had to explain.
Butch 0wns j00: But see? Funny.
Grand Theft Rob: heh
Grand Theft Rob: you got caught!
Butch 0wns j00: So we can't screw on the premises during our shift.
Butch 0wns j00: But other than that, full speed ahead.
Butch 0wns j00: In A Hilarious Sidenote, I'm missing the sexual harassment seminar Thursday to get my ID renewed
Butch 0wns j00: And she's not going because she's teaching
Butch 0wns j00: >>>insert eyebrow raise heah<<<
Grand Theft Rob: hehehe
Grand Theft Rob: we had a sexual harassment tape
Butch 0wns j00: See, I wanted to go! I was hoping I was going to get to be the disgusting guy in charge with a fake porn mustache and stuff
Butch 0wns j00: But noooooooooooooo

Currently playing (21?): holy SHIT, Stevie Wonder's "Superstition"