You know what's awesome about today?
Padres win.
Dodgers lose.
Yankees die die die die die die die die die DIE.
And, of course, the Scarlett Johannsson on top of the sundae on top of Jessica Alba that is the day, the new computer tower courtesy of Mr. Daniel Womack. It's only a couple years old, but I feel firmly enconsed in the 21st century now. Like the reverse of a freakshow in the circus.
BEHOLD! The CD-rom that actually works smoothly!
FEAST YOUR EYES! On the DVD drive! Yes, computers have DVD drives!
MARVEL! At the depth of your AIM emoticons!
GAZE IF YOU DARE! At flash drives! You don't have to stare blankly, son, we'll explain how they suck the few good components from old Betsy and put them in a computer worth a damn!
DROOL IN AWE! As your computer actually runs security checks non-stop without you having to download anything and you don't have to reset the thing every 25 minutes!
WEEP WITH AMAZEMENT! There's this thing called iTunes!
Somehow actually playing mp3s again became tertiary somehow. And about 4 million things I didn't find in the first couple hours. It's Morning Again Here In America.
Go Tigers.
Go Yankees.
...to the GOLF COURSE!
Tribute Tenacious D
10/7/06
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This is the happiest I've been in a while. But to be fair I just watch Say Anything again. -Aaron
Welcome to the 21st century, dog.
Who the man (with flash drives) now, dawg?
The Blood of the Man shall rain! RAIN, I TELL YOU!
Glad to hear ya got a new computer, Butch! WHOOHOO!!!
*Happy Happy Joy Joy!!*
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