The Final 4(0)

NIT:
Salma Hayek - 7
Jenny McCarthy - 31
Kelly Hu - 35
Monica Bellucci - 36
Shannon Elizabeth - 38
Adriana Lima - 39
Rebecca Romijn - 40

(40) Elizabeth Hurley (37)
(39) Michele Merkin (new)
(38) Charisma Carpenter (30)
(37) Heidi Klum (return)
(36) Carmen Electra (25)
(35) Ali Larter (new)
(34) Jessica White (new)
(33) Sofia Vergara (return)
(32) Brooke Burke (return)
(31) Eva Mendes (32)

(30) Mayra Veronica (27)
(29) Summer Altice (23)
(28) Esther Baxter (24)
(27) Anne Hathaway (new)
(26) Lacey Chabert (34)
(25) Jessica Simpson (28)
(24) Jamie Pressly (26)
(23) C.J. Gibson (18)
(22) Vanessa Minillo (29)*
(21) Hayden Panettierre (33)*

(20) Sarah Shahi (21)
(19) Halle Berry (19)
(18) Shakira (16)
(17) Raquel Gibson (12)
(16) Kate Beckinsale (8)
(15) Jennifer Walcott (13)
(14) Katherine Heigl (17)
(13) Jessica Biel (15)
(12) Vida Guerra (22)
(11) Kim Smith (20)

(10) Trish Stratus (3)
(09) Beyonce (14)
(08) Angelina Jolie (6)
(07) Kristen Bell (11)
(06) Stacy Keibler (4)
(05) Jennifer Love Hewitt (10)

(04) Eva Longoria (2)
(03) Scarlett Johannson (9)*

(02) Marissa Miller (5)*

(01) Our Lady St. Jessica Of Perpetual Awesome Hotness (dur)

lily allen feat. aaron lacrate [SMILE {gutter remix}]

Under Atmospheric Pressure...

ALBA: I love Australians. Even more so than usual.

ALBA: Since the Blogoogle switchover looking at the labels is almost as good as the posts sometimes.

MENCIA: Opera's being uppity, so I'm doing this out of Mozilla. I don't think there's that much of a difference, but it still seems off.

MENCIA: Why did my friend float the possibility of going to Mexico, getting drunk and lapdances tomorrow after I'd already made plans?

ALBA: iPod. Teacher. Mother. Secret lover.

ALBA: Rob floated me a little walking around cash.

ALBA: Finding more mashups. When they work, they work. Gary Numan + the Beatles. I may dedicate next weekend's Follow the Leader to a creme de la menthe list.

MENCIA: Getting shot down. I'm not exactly surprised given my lot in the world right now, but it would've been nice.

MENCIA: Actually lost at a home game Saturday for the first time in forever. Mere hours after the rejection, too. Apres moi, le deluge... I haven't posted a top 5 finish in a month. I keep coming between 13th and 25th, which was the original plan, and yet now that I'm here it sucks. So I'm in Must Always Win Mode. (Friends: As opposed to? Me: SHARRUP YOU MOUTH)

ALBA: Going to try to get back in the black tomorrow night.

ALBA: Had two consecutive excellent interviews with one of my top 5 clubs. It's a security position at a place I love where I've never seen a fight in the 12-17 odd times I've been there. Nice late start, too. Honestly, if I don't get this I don't know what I'm going to do. I might as well give up. I can't interview any better than I did. Even in the face of a ludicrously hot boss, I held serve.

MENCIA: The Rent Issue. Still. Where does one get $200 by the end of the month?

MENCIA: I owe about 3x what I thought I did bill-wise (forgot about other phone).

ALBA: Holy GOD was the Office awesome last night. Roy's meltdown was #1. #2 was Fancy New Beesley v2. #3 was "...or collapse in on myself like a dying star." I usually don't say this in the face of white-on-white crime but Roy is going to fuck that nigga Jim up...

MENCIA: In six weeks. Sad face.

ALBA: Well, the label says it all. Let's end this on an up note--









I Want To Take You Higher Sly and the Family Stone

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Happy Hallmark Day, ya bastids.

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