The Final 4(0)

NIT:
Salma Hayek - 7
Jenny McCarthy - 31
Kelly Hu - 35
Monica Bellucci - 36
Shannon Elizabeth - 38
Adriana Lima - 39
Rebecca Romijn - 40

(40) Elizabeth Hurley (37)
(39) Michele Merkin (new)
(38) Charisma Carpenter (30)
(37) Heidi Klum (return)
(36) Carmen Electra (25)
(35) Ali Larter (new)
(34) Jessica White (new)
(33) Sofia Vergara (return)
(32) Brooke Burke (return)
(31) Eva Mendes (32)

(30) Mayra Veronica (27)
(29) Summer Altice (23)
(28) Esther Baxter (24)
(27) Anne Hathaway (new)
(26) Lacey Chabert (34)
(25) Jessica Simpson (28)
(24) Jamie Pressly (26)
(23) C.J. Gibson (18)
(22) Vanessa Minillo (29)*
(21) Hayden Panettierre (33)*

(20) Sarah Shahi (21)
(19) Halle Berry (19)
(18) Shakira (16)
(17) Raquel Gibson (12)
(16) Kate Beckinsale (8)
(15) Jennifer Walcott (13)
(14) Katherine Heigl (17)
(13) Jessica Biel (15)
(12) Vida Guerra (22)
(11) Kim Smith (20)

(10) Trish Stratus (3)
(09) Beyonce (14)
(08) Angelina Jolie (6)
(07) Kristen Bell (11)
(06) Stacy Keibler (4)
(05) Jennifer Love Hewitt (10)

(04) Eva Longoria (2)
(03) Scarlett Johannson (9)*

(02) Marissa Miller (5)*

(01) Our Lady St. Jessica Of Perpetual Awesome Hotness (dur)

lily allen feat. aaron lacrate [SMILE {gutter remix}]

Friday Barometer: Dude, I Think I Just Filled The Cup

Black Friday

How did my birthday go?

• Went to bed 2 or 3 hours early instead of staying up and writing to chase a job.
• Got up 2 or 3 hours early to go to the interview for the temp position.
• Bus.
• Trolley.
• Bus.
• Short walk.
• 30 minutes of paperwork.
• The interview. "We can't use you. You just got fired from there."
• My supervisor and her supervisor are my recommendations, at their behest, by the way.
• Playlists > Artists > Rage Against the Machine > Play All
• Now, I would go home and drink, but I have to sell my digital camera for the 4th time.
• This is a joke. I always set these appointments (one this past weekend) and they pull out.
• Rob tries to keep me from pulling a Nathan Petrelli. It barely works.
• I bet him they don't show.
• I get there 15 minutes early.
• I wait for 45 minutes.
• They don't show.
• I go home.
• Quickfly through the Internet.
• Am so aggrieved and about to implode I take all that stress and fall asleep.
• I wake up a couple hours later. My parents have gone to a high school basketball game.
• My brother never played.
• And graduated in June.
• And is here trying to get together with his possible girlfriend.
• They come home.
• No cake.
• No ice cream.
• Nothing resembling a present.
• My dinner is almost two hot dogs.
• This is hour 2 of debating whether murder or murder/suicide is the new black.

If tomorrow goes this badly, let the media know I was horribly misunderstood and they
all had to sacrifice themselves for penance.

Six Feet Under No Doubt