Thoreau Says 'Simplify, Simplify"

Maybe I've just been overthinking things. I know I go through my emotional travails and wacky lists and calling Rob a dirty pigfucker and it's all well and good.

But recently--very recently--I had an epiphany. A breakthrough, if you will. A revelation occured to me and suddenly everything crystallized in my mind.

Purpose.

Direction.

The meaning of life.

And I get it now! It makes sense, I understand!

I absolutely MUST plow Lindsay Lohan like an unfarmed cornfield.

I mean godDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Anyway, if you don't hear from me for the next couple days, I'm taming the dragon.

Ambient music: the Vines' "Ride"