A One Act Play About Something Vaguely Relevant

TIME: 168 hours ago


SCENE

EXT.: graveyard, late at night. Full moon. Some fog.

V/O: It's done, right?

(Cut to, a bunch of people in fedoras, some in silver and black, all with shovels, digging furiously. Behind them a purple and gold casket manages to gleam a little in the darkness.)

Voice #2: Oh, yeah, it's done. They're dead.

Voice #3: Thank goodness. Sick of them. Sick, sick, SICK!

Voice #1: We about done here?

Voice #4: Yeah, it's all a matter of...

(uneasy pause)

Voice #2: What? (wipes sweat off brow)

Voice #4: Nothing. It's just...nah.

(digging resumes. stops.)

Voice #4: It's just...did you hear a banging and scraping noise coming from the casket?

ALL: Nah...

(They turn. All eyes widen. Mass screaming. Sounds of carnage ensue. Blood gets on the tombstone. THE BEAST emerges...)

Derek Fisher: Hey, my first game-winner! How'd ya like that?

(Fisher walks off.)

AND SCENE!

Ambient music: Led Zeppelin's "D'yer Maker"