I'm sure some of you with jobs and significant others may wonder why I'm so much better that Time felt it necessary to honor me instead of you. A few reasons come to mind.- I still have never made a purchase from Starbucks.
- I didn't bring sexyback; when you remain something, the necessity of bringing it back is none.
- I completely should've shattered the time-space continuum; instead, you all still live.
- By keeping the #21 powder blue freezer crisp, LaDainian Tomlinson is having the best season in the history of recorded sports.
- I was into Girl Talk before you.
- Propelled YouTube and MySpace into the stratosphere when normal people would've polished their resumes.
- By sheer force of thought, got NewsRadio reruns back on the air.
- Am currently about 60 pages into this novel, which we'll call the first.
- Thought a shitload of Republicans should be forced from office before it became trendy.
- STILL the Best Running Man in the County.
- Renamed my blog to reference the Roots.
- 14 shots of Goose. Amount of vomit: 0.
- Named my fantasy football team the T.Overdose, and then watched them fail to make the playoffs. That's right, I sacrificed a season for hilarity and accuracy.
- Am a black male, lived to see 27, and still don't have an arrest record.
- Didn't write horribly crappy song just to get Petra Nemcova and cheat on her later.
- Property of Kristen Bell. Even now.
- Despite never being asked to do so, always provided the kids with a positive role model.
American Idiot Green Day
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But they told me I was TIME Magazine's Person of the Year. Fuck!
Oh and two things: How is Dane Cook not dead to you yet and how did the City of Vancouver get on notice? Seems like a fairly cool town to me.
I don't doubt. I rarely even ask for an explanation. So...Lucy. Care to 'splain?
LOL! I think you deserved to be honored, Butch! hehe
I wish a very Merry Christmas. I hope that it's a wonderful day for you. And, I'll pray that 2007 is a much better year for you, my friend. *hugs*
Well, at least I follow the trends well, albeit later than *you*.
But I try.
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